Mail Myself To You
Words and Music by Woody Guthrie

I’m a-gonna wrap myself in paper,
I’m gonna daub myself with glue,
Stick some stamps on top of my head;
I’m gonna mail myself to you.

I’m a gonna tie me up in a red string,
I’m gonna tie blue ribbons too,
I’m a-gonna climb up in my mail box;
I’m gonna mail myself to you.

When you see me in your mail box,
Cut the string and let me out;
Wash the glue off my fingers,
Stick some bubble gum in my mouth.

Take me out of my wrapping paper,
Wash the stamps off my head;
Pour me full of ice cream sodies,
Put me in my nice warm bed.

Shutterfly truly out did themselves with this commercial. Normally, I am a Target kind of girl for commercials and everything else. However, I usually mail Christmas cards and gifts in the mail, but I recently got a card from a client that was torn open. Called the company and they had a GiftCard in the envelope. Needless to say I did not get the GiftCard just the ripped open card.
My having a Post Office Box I thought I was safe just let you know it is the postal workers you cannot trust. How can you want a raise and you are stealing from customers. I use to subscribe to magazines until I got tired of getting the magazine already read and the plastic it came in torn off or should I say invisible.
I will just text people on Christmas Eve or nothing at all. One of the perks of being unattached you do not have to be obligated to give anyone anything.

I would mail myself to you but you would probably not get me I am worth stealing.


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